Still haven't told anyone...

Not that it's a secret, just I think (wrongly, I know) that if I don't talk about it, maybe it will never happen. Not that it would come up naturally in conversation, anyway. I can picture it, standing next to the water cooler, computers humming in the background:

Co-worker: So, see those Sox play? What do you think about that? All these years, huh?
Me: Speaking of socks... got any baby ones? I knocked up this woman and now I'm going to be a dad, again, and I'm looking for those little baby socks. They're so cute.

Nope, just don't see it...