Plastic woman: Better than real?

Plastic woman
Originally uploaded by Quereco.

For two weeks, Jane's avoided sex. Until today, and I wasn't up for it, so to speak.

The last two weeks, I've come home and Jane's been in bed or lounging around. Like nothing matters.

This morning I woke up from a bizarre dream (more on that later) and Jane wanted to play. I think the dream through me off.

So, the question: is a plastic woman better than real? ... 'Cause sure as shit, most real woman think a plastic man is better than real.