Wednesday, January 18

Difficult decisions

Received the following from my dear wife:
Men often face difficult decisions that women rarely have to deal with...

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing getting to me...

It was my fiancé's beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

So the moral of this story is....

Always keep your condoms in your car.
Quite funny in light of Lilly. She's always flaunting something. Last week she came in wearing a skirt and told me she wasn't wearing any panties.

Why'd she tell me this, other than to get me thinking about her smooth snatch, to get me all hot and bothered.

In light of the above, I've moved a stack of condoms to the glove box of my car.

;-)

Friday, December 23

A trip to the ballet: A plethora of brunettes


Random women
Originally uploaded by blue4u2day.
Kenny Garcia and I are in Savannah. Came down on Monday; we had a little problem back at the plant on some parts for an aeronautical firm here in Savannah. We were joined by a consultant from New Orleans (well, she used to be from New Orleans, anyway) and we spent three days at the plant mucking about to try and solve the problem. I think we got it. Joyce had to return to home tonight, so I dropped her at the airport while Kenny played a little golf. Like that's a real sport: hitting a little ball around fields trying to get it in a hole.

I have enough problems finding the hole.

At 4:15 this afternoon we stopped in at Savannah Gentlemen's Club. We walked in; the place was dark (darkest strip club I've ever been in) and quiet. We sat down. A minute or two later, the bar tender walked in from the back. It didn't take us long to learn that while there were dancers in the house, and in spite of the fact the sign on the door said the joint was open at 4pm, and they wouldn't be dancing until 5. We split, deciding to return before 7 (and the start of the cover charge).

A little before 7pm, Kenny & I walked back into the club. The place was a little brighter, strings of lights around the ceiling, black light lighting over in the champagne room, a neon sign announcing the VIP room, and a dancer grooving on stage. Seren, we'd learn later. She was a little large -- for a dancer: straight jet black hair, ruby lips, soft pale skin. And, damn, she could move. Like fluid.

We sat down. Kenny ordered a beer and I ordered a soda. Diet. I was the designated driver, after all.

We'd been told there'd be 14 dancers. They were each dancing two songs. We weren't approached by any dancers, and we didn't notice anyone going into the VIP rooms. Not a whole lotta pressure. Either that or we didn't look like the buying type. Well, that judgment would turn out to be wrong.

We sat at a high table, talking. We were dissecting the business of the club; looking for income centers. How's anybody making money? Seren, dressed in a black flowing cope & looking goth-like, wandered chatting with customers. One dancer swung past saying she'd stop by later, if we were "still there." Guess she wasn't counting on us staying long.

An attractive blond passed by, wheeled suitcase in tow. A dancer enroute to the dressing room. Lithe. Later, I'd notice the freckles on her face, sharp eyes, and a quick smile. But not then, as it was the color of her hair that made me realize all the dancers -- well, except her -- were brunettes.

& now I realized why I was in 7th heaven.

For a while, we'd been talking about visiting the ballet. I knew that Kenny needed someone to make sure he didn't get into trouble. Right. Before we left Raleigh, I'd told Jane we'd hit the ballet. On the drive down, she called every hour. "Have you been to the ballet yet?" Tuesday, same question. Wednesday, same question. "No, honey, I'm working."

Well, not totally. Last week Jane posted a little add on a swinger's site. She asked me about it. I think she's reaching for something more, some spice, some freak. She sorted through and found a few couples she was interested in; she wondered which I was interested in. "Ah, whatever." So long as she is cute and has long, dark hair. So, Tuesday night I wandered over to the site to see what I could see. I found several couples that looked of interest. Well, okay, so I was focused on the female half of the couple.

Jane likes tall, meaty, bald men. She's got me. ;-)

I sent a couple of emails, initiating a little freak.

Or so I thought.

Last night Jane rebuked me for sending the emails. After all, I hadn't checked with her first.

After ordering the second round of drinks, Kenny went out to the car to grab a couple of cigars. We'd decided we were going to stink up the joint.

We moved to a different table, one near the door and the exhaust fan. We didn't want to stink up the place that much. We decided we'd leave when the tobacco ran out, unless there was a real reason to stay.

As we were lighting up, I noticed we'd been through the line-up. Seren was back on stage, her pale skin glowing under the lights. We hadn't tipped at the rail yet, and I figured it was time to start. I took a couple of ones and folded them lengthwise & walked to the rail, placing the bills on the stage. I sat down, alone at the rail, and Seren floated over and leaned down, drowning me in her hair, pushing her soft breasts against me. When I started breathing, I slipped the bills under her garter.

After her set, Seren disappeared into the dressing room. She reappeared a bit later, sashaying to our table. She was wearing a starched, white, oxford shirt. "You look like you just rolled out of bed and took that shirt from my closet."

The three of us talked for a long while. Our conversation covered the gamut; well, it covered a gamut, anyway. Spouses. Children. The business. Gymnastics. Nurse fantasies. My thoughts for a strip club (Seren said the nurse fantasy would only attract a small segment of the population; not as popular as I might have thought... or so she suggested.) Russian dancers (Hmmm, I perked up, thinking of Nadia.) And Kenny & I told stories on each other. Only the good ones. The best, at least as I can remember as I write this: Kenny's son getting his girlfriend's name (and an apostrophe-s) tattooed right above his pubic hair (they broke up).

At some point, the conversation went round to the Champagne Room and the VIP Room. A hundred-sixty for thirty minutes under the black lights. Twenty-five dollars a song for a lap dance. We'd had a good conversation; I figured I get a dance. Seren and I slid over to the VIP Room, and soon Seren was dancing, her softness and fullness pressed gently against me. A little bump and grind; certainly not as much as at Lipstick and not as chaste as many clubs, but still, nice.

I wondered how freaky she was. I was hard and wondering if Jane would find her attractive. In my fantasy mind, Seren and Jane were "exploring their shared bi-curious feelings." Of course, as Kenny and I spoke on the way down on Monday, "reality never turns out like the fantasy." Turns out Seren isn't bi-curious. Also turns out she believes sex is important in a relationship. And, it also turns out she can't get off; some complication to childbirth. (What women give up with pregnancy and childbirth...)

I, of course, immediately thought I'd like to save her.

That's what I do, of course.

First, however, another dance. They're like potato chips: can't have just one.

Later, after she'd changed into a little Christmas lingerie, a little red number tied in the front, white knee-high socks, and a wide red ribbon in her hair, I figured Kenny needed a dance. I gave Seren the money and off they went to enjoy a little fun in the shadows. Over Moons Over My Hammy he told me he'd had "seconds." Wait, he sucked on her breasts? Hey, I didn't get firsts! Can I go back?

I told Seren she'd do well at Lipstick. She's got the right curves for lap dancing; she's got the right touch; she's got the right scent.

While they were in the VIP room, Mariah -- the club's only blond -- joined me. Turns out she's from Venezuela. Oooo, I like Latin women. I was writing in my notebook, & she wanted to know what I was doing.

This club was fairly laid back. At some places, we'd have been over-run with dancers looking for a little cash. Mariah, like Seren, was interested in conversation, too. So, here we were, real women, real breasts, real conversation.

Or, at least I figured as such.


I could see how these girls would have regulars. As I suggested to Mariah -- after she told me the money to be made was with regulars & sometimes she made buckets just talking to guys, not dancing -- that would be like dating, without all the hassles. With a smile, she noted it would be like dating without the sex, too.

Point taken.

Still, I could see hanging out with them. Bright. Pretty.

And willing to get nekkid.

As I write this, the morning darkness slipping away, I wonder how to create that same sense of ease with Jane. I think she feels it at Osaka's, but I just can't fall into it there. We need a place where we can date, where we can hang without Miller or the older boys, where we can be at ease with one another.

Anyway, Savannah's Gentlemen's Club is now just a memory, a fantasy spread for a couple hours, lives intersecting and then retreating, reality intruding. Tomorrow we drive north.

Wednesday, December 14

Wednesday: Late for work and maybe I have an excuse

Okay, I'm still on the nurses thing. ;-)

This pic is from the Saugeen Stripper... seems some college students up in Ontario had a little party...
Raunchy photographs of a naked female student performing a striptease and a lewd lap dance during a birthday party in a Saugeen Hall residence were merely a product of freshman experimentation, a University of Western Ontario official said Tuesday.

And while UWO says it has no business in a student’s bedroom, the world can see what happened at Western behind closed doors.

The photographs shot in October were recently posted on the Internet on a website called Saugeen Stripper. As of yesterday, the site has had 14,000 visitors.

“Of course we’re disappointed with this whole situation,’’ said Susan Grindrod, Western’s vice president of housing.
Hell, I have to admit, I'm not disappointed. Check out the pics. College wasn't quite like this in my time.

Now, moving on to my own life.

This morning Jane came home at 3am from her KJ job at Osaka's. She was wound up. We talked for an hour and then she started getting foul mouthed, talking about how she wants to "date" some of the guys at Osaka's and she wants to get kinky and she was all wet.

Turns out she was all wet.

I slide over to her and we started touching and making out. I was holding her hair back and able to move her head like a puppet. Pretty soon she was desparate and she slid on top of me and then put my pecker it its wet, little home. She was riding me as I was pulling her head back so she was looking at the headboard, and I was biting at her ample nipples. Then I slid out.

She wanted me back in, but I told her she couldn't use her hands. Seconds later, she'd maneuvered herself to capture my cock and it slid back into her moistness.

I could feel it building up; hell, it has been ages... or so it seems. We'd done some caluculating and determined that if I made a deposit, there was a good chance Miller would have a younger sibling, and Lord knows I'm not sure I want that. So, like a good Catholic practicing the Pope's version of appropriate (or inappropriate, as the case may be) birth control, I pulled at an instance before spurting all over her legs, my stomach, and the previously clean sheets and comforter.

I woke up nearly three hours after the 5am alarm went off. Ouch.

Did I mention the wedding between two gay men that is being held at Osaka's and Jane is giving one of the grooms away (and Lilly is giving the other away)? Well, that will be for another post. And, no, I'm not making this up. A gay couple who spend way too much free time at Osaka's is getting married (one of the KJ's is going to do the ceremony... I'm not sure it's more than just a symbolic thing; I don't think it will be a legally-binding ceremony, at least here in the south) at Osaka's and Jane & her sister are giving the grooms away. Oh, and they want Miller to be the ring boy.

More to follow.

Tuesday, November 29

So this explains a great deal

This explains a lot:
ROME (Reuters) - Your heartbeat accelerates, you have butterflies in the stomach, you feel euphoric and a bit silly. It's all part of falling passionately in love -- and scientists now tell us the feeling won't last more than a year.

The powerful emotions that bowl over new lovers are triggered by a molecule known as nerve growth factor (NGF), according to Pavia University researchers.

The Italian scientists found far higher levels of NGF in the blood of 58 people who had recently fallen madly in love than in that of a group of singles and people in long-term relationships.

But after a year with the same lover, the quantity of the 'love molecule' in their blood had fallen to the same level as that of the other groups.

The Italian researchers, publishing their study in the journal Psychoneuroendocrinology, said it was not clear how falling in love triggers higher levels of NGF, but the molecule clearly has an important role in the "social chemistry" between people at the start of a relationship.
One year, huh? Hmmmm...

Saturday, November 26

Discovered a new toy


A fist full of pics mosaic
Originally uploaded by blue4u2day.
Saturday night. Miller is asleep on the couch. Jane is KJ'ing at Osaka's. And I'm f*cking around on the computer, wasting time, while The Golden Child plays in the background. And I discovered a cool new tool for flickr from flagrant disregard. Now I can build my own mosaics. Cool, eh?

This morning I was up at 9 with Miller. I'd told Jane I'd let her sleep in, so Miller and I went downstairs for pancakes. He loves pancakes. Then, when Jane got up we spent a couple of hours straightening up; eagads, the house is still a wreck.

I never got dressed today. After cleaning and eating lunch we went up for a "nap." Right. SEX, folks, SEX.

Jane's been looking to get laid for a couple of days. My libido seems to be off; I think it's the Zolft. So, I can be depressed and horny or content and lack-all-desire.

We were able to get my desire raised this afternoon, however. By the time I got on top of Jane and slid into her, she was so very, very wet. Nice, very nice.

I slept well for the rest of the afternoon.

Still obsessed


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Originally uploaded by camera_eye.
I'm still obsessed.

I've got to talk Jane into getting a little nurse uniform...

Wednesday, November 23

The "abyss" is now "flickr"


OK OK SMILE THEN
Originally uploaded by bad-n-KY.
And I'm think I might have fallen in...

I'm enamoured. I'm not sure there's much else to say...

Jane is off at Osaka's again; they called her in 'cause whoever was supposed to KJ called out. So, Miller & I went to the community Thanksgiving service, but he was tired and kept crying and fussing; I put him down at one point, and he escaped and toddled up to the front of the church & climbed the stairs to be with the minister. Great, frigg'n great. We left before the service was over; I couldn't handle it.

Now he's in bed, asleep, and I'm at the computer, having fallen into the abyss of flickr and having become enamoured and wondering if I ought to move to Kentucky. Reminds me of a trip to Louisville; hmmm, I wonder if that trip was since the start of this blog. I don't think so.

I went with two colleagues; we worked for ten hours a day and then went to strip clubs for another eight or ten. One of the guys I was with, Marc, was from over at the Plant (he's gone now), and the first night we were there, when we walk out of the place he's got a stripper with him. She goes back to his hotel room to spend a couple of hours with him. I never figured out how he did it; and I saw him do it maybe half a dozen times.

Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving, my most favorite holiday of the year. For the first time in more than twenty years, I'm not going to be at my parents'. After the catastrophe this summer with Jane and my brother (if you're not a regular reader of the Sausage Factory and Jane Says, here's Jane's post about our lovely vacation). Anyway, I'll be burning, I mean, cooking, the turkey tomorrow. And giving thanks for a wonderful wife, three great sons, a decent job, decent health, and everything else I've been blessed with.

And then next week is my birthday, which I'd rather forget.

But that is another story all-together.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking of moving to Kentucky.

;-)

Tuesday, November 22

Tuesday night blahs

Tuesday night. Jane is at Osaka's, working. Dee is at Osaka's, meeting some guy she's going to screw later tonight (same guy she hooked up with the night before leaving to take the kids to New England; that night he was spanking her, and she told him to do it harder, and he did, and she had bruises for the better part of a week). Lilly is somewhere, and the phone keeps ringing; some dozen guys call nightly, here, looking for her; I wish she'd get a phone.

Last night, Jane called in sick to Osaka's... I don't remember exactly the specifics of how the night went, but I do remember this: (1) We were arguing; she claims Kathleen and I have been "whipped" by Drew and suck at parenting. (2) I was tired. (3) She came to bed and wanted to get off, and I was too tired to oblige, so she started in on herself. I started caressing her legs (she had her head at the foot of the bed... don't ask). (4) She asked me to touch her, and pretty soon I had four fingers ravaging her cunt, driving in and out of the wetness. (5) Once she came, I started to jack off, but couldn't get over the edge.

So, tonight, I'm here home, alone. Miller, who was sleeping on the couch when Jane left, woke up but wouldn't eat anything. Now he's on the floor, sucking down a bottle, watching Toy Story 2.

This is my life. Life is, er, what I have created.

Gawds, I need some sleep, some rest, a long vacation, and some freak in my life.

Sunday, November 20

Something about chocolate and whipped cream


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Originally uploaded by smarmed.
I'm not sure I need to say more than this: "Diet? What diet? Let me lick it all off."

Friday, November 18

Er, maybe I can give up this obsession

If the nurses are going to start looking like this, I'm ready to give up my obsession and move on to something else.

Wednesday, November 16

And contrary to what...


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Originally uploaded by CharlestonNightLife.
... Jane and Just-Me say, my obsession with nurses is not unhealthy.

Er, is it?

I've become nothing more than...


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Originally uploaded by bitmap .
... a voyeur.

The addiction is, well, huge...

Okay, I didn't go to bed, yet


Black and White
Originally uploaded by Juicy Carolina.
Surprised? I got sucked in to the frigg'n flickr.

I've decided that Juicy Carolina, along with several thousand young women at flickr, enjoy the thought that men across the world are looking at their pictures and wanking off. I get the sense she really likes the notion.

And, I'm sure there are guys who enjoy the thought of women frigg'n themselves while looking at their pictures (although this is, I'm sure, a much smaller population; men are much more visually aroused then women).

Okay, that's it for now. Perhaps this time I'll actually hit the rack.

My hand hurts


Rachael
Originally uploaded by chrismaverick.
A quick update before I go to bed... alone.

1. Jane called. We had a good chat. I'm still in the dog house; she's upset about the whole thing with her sister and the kids. She's mad at Dee for not acting as Jane thought she shoulh have. I think this has been a bad week; perhaps I'll be out of the dog house tomorrow when Jane gets home.

2. Jane is pissed at Lilly. Lilly's been (a) sleeping over here and (b) bringing guys over here while Jane and I have been out of town.

3. I'm pissed at Lilly: the front door was unlocked when I got home & the back yard fence was unlocked.

4. I told Lilly I'd spank her when she came by tonight.

5. I did. My hand hurts. She didn't take it passively. She brought some guy with her -- a student & Marine Corps reservist from over at NC State -- and he got a kick out of her flopping around on my lap as I walloped her ass.

6. Did I mention my hand hurts?

Now, to bed. I need to be on the factory floor by 6AM.

In the dog house


Dog
Originally uploaded by Joao Abreu.
I'm in the doghouse -- over my post Richmond Calling. Jane's pissed.

You might be wondering how I know, as she's still up north and I've just arrived home.

I know because she sent me a text message... something like "so fucking be with her then" and there's her comment on the post which has the same general message.

It's interesting; she's allowed to have fond memories of Will or any other knucklehead, but I can't have fond memories of anyone else but her. I'm supposed to take my entire (romantic/love/sex) life before I met her and flush it down the toilet.

Let's review the facts:

I've only ever married two women, and Jane is my current wife.

I love Jane.

I may look, but I'm not sampling the merchandise elsewhere.

I had some twenty plus years of sexual activity before we met; and a few of those have provided me with fond memories. A few of them I don't remember at all. And the rest fall in the middle.

I have, even at this young stage of our relationship, fond memories of sex with Jane.

A rich fantasy life supposedly helps marriages.


So what if the Marriott in Richmond reminded me of a night of raw sex. If I returned to Gambier and walked along South Campus and Old Kenyon, I'd be reminded of my losing my proverbial cherry. Or if I went back to where I went to high school and went up the chapel steps, I'd be reminded of the first time I got to second base. All fond memories, but so what. What is of importance is that I'm married, committed to making our marriage and our relationship work. I say, "Jane, get over it. You're it, and this is for the very long haul."

I predict, however, the future: I will remain in the dog house for days after Jane returns. And Jane will not get over it.

Tuesday, November 15

Back to nurses


Knife Wielder
Originally uploaded by Petit Rêveur.
For no reason at all, I'm back to nurses...

One thing I hate about traveling is sleeping alone...

But I don't think I'm looking for a knife-welding nurse.

Lilly teases me

So, Lilly calls me this morning... to ask where her FM boots are; she left them at our house.

I told her that they were upstairs in the laundry hamper in the bathroom... along with her long, brown skirt -- which I ripped when putting it over my fat ass.

She chuckled. And then she told me she slept in our bed last night... and wanted to know when I'd be home. When I told her tomorrow night, she told me she'd see me then -- in the bed.

Right, she's gonna do that. She wouldn't, even if I wasn't married to her sister.

Survived the day



Originally uploaded by startled rabbit.
What a frigg'n long day. The meeting went forever, or so it seemed. At times, it got fairly contentious, but by the end of the meeting it was okay.

I have to admit, I spend much of the meeting looking at one of the folks from our client. She's the chief financial officer of the company. She's about my age, I figure, and it's not that she had a bod or a face or whatever to die for; it's just the overall package was nice. She wore a pretty big rock on her left hand, and I kept thinking about swinging with her. I have no idea if she does, and I can't very well ask her. "Hey, Paula, I'd like to screw you sometime. Do you and your husband swing?"

Yeh, I don't see that working for me.

Monday, November 14

Richmond calling...


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Originally uploaded by abbey_arletto.
The boss sent me up to Richmond to attend a little meeting and convince a customer to stick with us. We've had a little quality issue with our products and the customer is balking. So, send in the A-Team.

I'm at the Marriott in downtown. And, as I was checking in, I had a sudden memory that I've been here before. Liza and I hooked up here a couple of years ago. She drove down while her husband was away with the Boy Scouts. I'm so thankful for the BSA, let me tell you.

So, anyway, she met me here. We shared some wine. Then we were standing at the window, looking out at the lights of the city. Liza is shorter than I am, by almost a full head. She was in front of me, and I had my hands wrapped around her. The city lights flickered and glowed. And then I started nibbling on her neck and rubbing her skin, touching her breasts through her sweater. Soon, her sweater was pulled up, her bra was on the floor, and her breasts were pressed against the glass. We were backlit and I'm sure if anyone had looked up, they would have had quite a show.

Soon, Liza was on her knees with my cock in her mouth. When I came, she rubbed the white, sticky cum all over her face and big breasts.

I don't remember much more of the night, but I do remember the morning. When we awoke, she asked me to get on top of her and fuck her in her mouth.

Yeh, I remember this hotel.

And, yes, Liza is a little submissive. A true sub in the bedroom (unlike Jane, who just pretends to be a sub).

Okay, I guess I need to link the thumbnail (okay, yes, it's a little larger than a thumbnail) I borrowed from flickr. I can't. But, I'll say this: I love long hair; I'm partial to brunettes; I love pears. Susan, a co-worker at Plaid, tells me I like hips and hair. Abbey has the hair, & Abbey has the hips. So, admitedly, the picture has nothing to do with my post...

;-)

Sunday, November 13

Doing the laundry


Dirty Juicy Girl
Originally uploaded by Juicy Carolina.
If the frigg'n overflowing baskets of dirty clothes in this house looked like this... well, I still wouldn't fold the laundry...

Anyone want to help clean dirty Juicy Girl?