Returning home two days early...

Jane called me tonight to tell me she was returning from her trip north tonight; that's two days earlier than planned...

So, let's review:

1. Jane wants to not return back to work. She wants to be a stay-at-home mom,

2. Jane has no health insurance.

3. Mr. Winky has a job... actually, Mr. Winky has a full-time job and a part-time job and a part-time not-yet-making-any-money part-time self-employed gig.

4. Mr. Winky's parents, who have never before actually interfered in Mr. Winky's life and have been model, supportative parents, have strongly suggested Mr. Winky marry Jane.

5. Jane's car currently needs some $600 worth of repairs.

6. Jane has moved in with Mr. Winky. Now, Mr. Winky, Jane, and Miller live together full-time and Drew & Ralph are in the house a tad under half the time.

7. Oh, did I mention Mr. Winky thinks he may be depressed? Mr. Winky feels like he's under a huge amount of pressure. Maybe Mr. Winky needs to see a shrink, get on some cognitive behavioral therapy and maybe start taking happy pills to boot.

Ah, well, at least I'll likely get laid when Jane returns tonight...