I've decided I need a vacation

I've decided I need a vacation. A little something different. Like here. Now that, that's a place for a vacation. Had I any hair, I could let it down there.

My only question is this. Who would need this service?

If you can not pack at home we will provide you with everything you need including bath robes for two, T shirt, shorts, razor, shaving cream and condoms in any size and quantity.

Who can't pack at home? Oh, right, I can't pack at home.

"Hey, Jane, I'm gonna run out to the mall for a bit. See you in a week."